Big Ten Inch Record
( F. Weismantel )



Haaa... saaa... aaa... waaa... waaa... waaa...


         Baby suck...          
              
      
Well got me the strangest woman
Believe me this trick no cinch
But I try to get her goin'
When I whip out my big 10 inch...

...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch...
...Record of her favorite blues
No no low

Last night I tried to please her
I gave my love a little pinch
She said stop your jivin'
Now whip out'chor big 10 inch...

...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch...
...Record of her favorite blues

I I I cover her with kisses
And when we're in a lover's clinch
She seems all excited
When she begs for my big 10 inch...

...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well a band that plays the blues
She just love my big 10 inch...
...Record of her favorite blues


Mr. Whitford
           

I want the check


Well my girl don't go for smokin'
And liquor just make her flinch
Seems she don't go for nothin'
'Cept for my big 10 inch...

...Record of a band that plays the blues
Well band that play the blues
She just love my big 10 inch...
...Record of her favorite blues




Big Ten Inch Pandora's Box